We must vote for those candidates of any party that reflect these values: hard work, self-determination, smaller government, fiscal responsibility and honesty. Look to the character of anyone you chose to support. Their past does matter if they haven't learned from it. Their personal life is as relevant as their public one. We must be able to trust those who will be advising and leading us on what our country must do next. -Glenn Beck

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Important Announcement

Did you hear that the government just passed a law requiring that all U.S. Citizens must own a monkey?  Those who don't own currently own monkeys must purchase a monkey by 2013, or they will incur a tax penalty.

This law is, of course, constitutional because this is a valid exercise of Congress' power to tax.